I Know It's Today

Play the Shrek: The Musical Quiz

Settle in, girls, it's story time

There's a princess in a tower

Oh, my gosh, that's just like me

Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut

But the witch won't set her free

She passes time by singing

Like someone else I know

As years go by she sits and waits

As years go by? Uh oh

A torturous existence

I don't remember this part

She wishes she were dead

Skip ahead, skip ahead

But in the end Rapunzel

Finds a millionaire

The prince is good at climbing

And braiding golden hair

So I know, he'll appear

'Cause there are rules

And there are strictures

I believe the storybooks

I read by candlelight

My white knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures

It won't be long now, I guarantee

Day number 23

I know it's today, I know it's today

Oh, here's a good one, it's a classic

There's a princess in a comma

Glad it's her instead of me

Pretty maiden in a glass box

How I wonder does she pee?

Blah, blah, blah, poison apple

Boring, boring, evil queen

Filler, filler, been there, read that

Seven shorties on the scene

Skip ahead, skip ahead

But in the end the princess

Wakes up with a start

The prince is good at kissing

And melting Snow White's heart

So I know, he'll appear

And his armor will be blinding

As shining as his perfect teeth

And manly hose

He'll propose on one knee

And our prenup will be binding

About time we set the wedding date

Day number 958

I know it's today, he'll show up today

There's a princess, any princess

Take your pick, they're all like me

Not exactly, I'm still waiting

They're living happily

Ever after, better get here

I want love in second's flat

No one needs these middle bits

Oops, did I do that?

Cut the villains, cut the vamping

Cut this fairytale

Cut the peril and the pitfalls

Cut the puppet and the whale

Cut the monsters, cut the curses

Keep the intro, cut the verses

And the waiting, the waiting

The waiting, the waiting, the waiting

But I know, he'll appear

Though I seem a bit bipolar

And I'm a vandal now as well

Though he won't mind

I'm a find, I'm a catch

And a very gifted bowler

It won't be long now, I guarantee

Day number

Are you there, God?

It's me, Fiona, it's me, Fiona

Now I know, he'll appear

'Cause there are rules

And there are strictures

I believe the storybooks

I read by candlelight

My white knight

My knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures

It won't be long now, I guarantee

Day number 23

Day number 958

Day number 8423

I know it's today, I know it's today

I know it's today, I know it's today

I know it's today, I know it's today

I know it's today