Hey Eugene

Hey Eugene!

Do you remember me

I’m that chick you danced with two times

Through the Roofers album Friday night at that party

I never knew A

Where your skinhead friend passed out

For several hours on the bathroom floor

And you told me

You weren't that drunk

And that I was your favourite Salsa dancer

You had ever come across in New York City

Eugene

Eugene

Eugene

I said hello, Eugene

Are you there, Eugene

Hey Eugene

Then we kissed

Once we lobbed your friend into the elevator

And went to write my number on a soggy paper towel

And the car went down

And when we were finished making out

We noticed that your skinhead friend was gone

Long gone

And you looked into my bloodshot eyes

And said is it too soon if I call you Sunday

Eugene

Eugene

Eugene

I said hello, Eugene

Are you there, Eugene

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)

Eugene (Eugene)

Eugene (oh yeah)

I said hello (hello), Eugene

Are you there, Eugene (tell me are you there)

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)

Eugene (tell me oh)

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)

Does any of this ring a bell Eugene