Gold Digger

Oh what the heck, let's get married and have a son named Erick

No big deal, no sweat I was in for a big surprise

And when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyes

Brain locked, my whole damn head was malfunctional

'Cause I forgot to co-sign a prenuptial, agreement, now her case

Is hard like cement, I have no files on all the money she spent

She has a car, nineteen ninety brand new Jaguar, fly kit, with

Chrome rims that's five star that she bought, when I was away on tour

Hittin' my bank account, gettin' more and more money

She got paid, it wasn't funny, talkin' to myself oh you big big dummy

Just my luck, that I'm stuck with a marriage and a baby

Who lays in a gold carriage now I can't leave, if I do she gets half

Oh yes, the whole damn bash of money so I chill, and act so sweet

Kiss her feet, can't picture bein' in the street so I give a fake smile

And a fake laugh fake everything so I can keep all my cash

Fake talk, like I love you so much, but wishin', she gets hit

By a Mack truck next time, if there's one I'll know

That most women strictly out for the dough, they're called Gold Diggers

She's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

The P had a close call, quiet as kept I dated this, "Fly girl"

Yeah, and almost got wicked, she had green eyes, thunder thighs

And a def body, top it off, she drove a black Maserati

Chrome kit, with a smile I couldn't resist, I tapped E

On the shoulder and said, "Yeah I gots to get this"

Not with that smile and that stupid boomin' figure till one day

She spent the crazy dough ten G's on Levi's, cold went Rambo

But then she smiled, gave me a back massage gassed my head up

And said, ‽Oh P you're so large” like a jerk, I went for the line like a fish

But she was far from dream girl, and more like a death wish

She likes to sit back, lamp, walk on plush rugs whip my five-sixty

Sip Moet and bug tried to but she cut me off and said

‽Guess what? I'm pregnant" yeah and the child is yours

So to fellas, who wanna keep they cash or beware of the jack

Hammer and the helmet that glows 'cause she's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

That's why, men in the 90's must watch themselves

'Cause ladies of the 80's got hip and went for self

With the new divorce laws, which entitles them half

That means the house goes, the car, you and half your cash

What a price to pay, but if you play you pay

'Cause women of the world they got smart today

They flash a smile and profile a pucker with a strut

Try to move in knock the boots and got stuck

With alimony payments time to meet Judge Wapner

You try to flip and cut, but she smiles 'cause she gotcha

You get a flashback to wedding, when you vowed the vow

Said the two deadly words I do but look now, you lost the house

The car eatin' TV dinners in a one bedroom apartment

Boy you picked a winner but what goes around, comes around

That's why she wheels the Benz and you ride Greyhound

Oh, just your luck, they on strike, take off the wedding band

Put out the thumb, time to hitch-hike and the more you walk

The pain from your corns get bigger, now you know

Not to mess with a gold digger

She's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

Yeah EPMD's in effect, DJ Scratch runs flex boy

Hit Squad in effect in the house

Large

Yeah, she get half