Funky Cold Medina

I'm thinking

Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action

But like

Mick Jagger

said, "I can't get no satisfaction"

The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me

My threds are fresh and I'm looking def

Yo, what's up with L-O-C?

The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar

Havin' drinks with some no-name chump

When they know that I'm the star

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina

I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"

He said, "Funky Cold Medina"

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

Put a little Medina in your glass

And the girls will come real quick

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

And did the Wild Thing on my leg

He used to scratch and bite me

Before he was much, much meaner

But now all the poodles run to my house

For the Funky cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood

Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's

They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina

She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it

Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips

And I knew that she was with it

So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned

But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess

Sheena was a man

So I threw him out, I don't fool around

With in Oscar Meyer weiner

You must be sure that your girl is pure

For the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no playin' with a man

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know?

Break it down

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection

I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection

The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner

I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin'

Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein' ya"

That's why I found you don't play around

With the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all

Funky Cold Medina