歌词
I'm counting out time,
我一直在计算着时间
Got the whole thing down by numbers
用数字整个地记录着
All those numbers!
所有的这些数字！
Give me guidance!
给我引路吧！
O Lord I need that now
哦天哪我急需那件事
The day of judgement’s come,
审判当天降临了
And you can bet that I've been resting,
你可以打赌我一直在休息
For this testing,
为这件事蓄力
Digesting every word the experts say
我仔细消化专家所说的每一个字
Erogenous zones I love you
性感部位我太爱你了
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
要是没有你，一个可怜的男孩还有什么用
Found a girl I wanted to date,
找到了一个我想约的女孩
Thought I'd better get it straight
我想我还是最好直入主题
Went to buy a book before it's too late
在一切还来得及之前去买本书教自己
Don't leave nothing to fate
不要到时候不知道该从哪儿入手
I studied every line, every page in the book,
我仔仔细细学习了书中每一句话
And now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look
现在一个活生生的女孩就在这里，我就要亲自试一试
This is it Rael!
就是这样雷尔！
I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it,
我一直在计算着时间，希望一切按计划进行
'Cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, Figs 1 to 9
我当然明白书上所说的，看！我找到敏感部位了，按一号到九号
Still counting out time, I got my finger on the button,
我仍计算着时间，我将手指按在上面了
Don't say nuttin - just lie there still
不要说话，就这样躺着
And I'll get you turned on just fine
我会帮你开启
Erogenous zones I love you
性感部位我太爱你了
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
要是没有你，一个可怜的男孩还有什么用
Touch and go with 1 to 6
从一号到六号地抚摸
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7
在第七号部位有点点困难
Gotta remember all of my tricks
一定要努力回忆我学过的的方法
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
在第十一号部位就将迎来高潮
Getting crucial responses, with dilation of the pupils
你瞳孔放大，我知道我终于得到你至关重要的反映了
Honey get hip! It's time to unzip, to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip, whipee!
亲爱的换个姿势，现在是解压推拿的时候了！噢耶！
(Take it away Mr. Guitar)
（把那东西拿走，吉他先生）
(Move over Casanova)
（继续来吧，你个卡萨诺瓦）
I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy,
我一直在计算着时间，对快乐毫无反应
Please don't slap me,
不要扇我嘛
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail
我充满热血，书上说过了我不能软下来
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
我一直计算着时间，我从我女孩儿那儿得到了意想不到的疼痛
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away
我当天就从书店退了书
Erogenous zones I question you
性感部位我想问你
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
要是没有你，一个可怜的男孩还有什么用？
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
要是没有你，一个可怜的男孩还有什么用？
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues
要是没有你，人们就只有通过手来排解寂寞
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