Side by Side by Side

ROBERT:

Isn't it warm?

Isn't it rosy?

Side by side by side.

SARAH : He's such a cutie. Isn't he a cutie?

ROBERT:

Ports in a storm,

Comfy and cozy,

Side by side by side.

PETER: He never loses his cool.

HARRY: I envy that.

ROBERT:

Everything shines,

How sweet!

ROBERT, SARAH & HARRY:

Side by side...

SUSAN: We're just so fond of him.

ROBERT:

...by side.

Parallel lines

Who meet.

FRIENDS:

Love him!

Can't get enough of him!

ROBERT:

Everyone winks,

Nobody's nosy,

Side by side by side.

JOANNE: He is just crazy about me.

PAUL: He's a very tender guy.

ROBERT:

You bring the drinks

And I'll bring the posy--

ROBERT, JOANNE, LARRY:

Side by side...

LARRY: He's always there when you need him.

ROBERT:

...by side.

One is lonely and two is boring,

Think what you can keep ignoring

Side by side by side.

AMY: He's my best friend...second best.

FRIENDS:

Never a bother!

Seven times a godfather!

ALL:

Year after year,

Older and older...

LARRY: It's amazing. We've gotten older every year and he seems to

stay exactly the same.

ALL:

Sharing a tear,

Lending a shoulder.

DAVID: You know what comes to my mind when I see him? The Seagram's

building. Isn't that funny?

ALL:

Ain't we got fun?

No strain.

JOANNE: Sometimes I catch him looking and looking--and I just look

right back.

ALL:

Permanent sun,

No rain.

We're so crazy, he's so sane.

Friendship forbids

Anything bitter.

PAUL: You know, a person like Bob doesn't have the good things and he

doesn't have the bad things, but he doesn't have the good things either.

ALL:

Being the kids

As well as the sitter--

HARRY: Let me make him a drink. He's the only guy I know I feel should

drink more.

ROBERT:

One's impossible, two is dreary,

Three is company, safe and cheery.

ALL:

Side...

SARAH: He always looks like he's keeping score.

ALL:

By side...

SARAH: Who's winning, Robert?

ALL: By side.

ROBERT:

Here is the church,

Here is the steeple.

Open the doors

And see all the crazy married people.