Welfare Love

Hey baby, this the one

Dr. DooomI still love you 'cause you ain't plastic

Makin' them peanut butter sandwiches

Babies cryin', runnin' around with dirty diapers

The way you used to make the

Kool-AidWith the weave all in your hair

Even some droppin' down in my soup

I could excuse that

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

Girl we been through a lot

Every season

I used to bug you out on the couch

For different reasons, you thought

I was crazy

Catchin' a

Greyhound bus down

SouthCollectin' lightning bugs

And bring a dead mouse in the house

Holdin a fortune with a jar of termites

I used to blast the

Delphonics

In a glowing room with black lights

Colt 45 had me sportin' a wig like

Billy DeeI was a

Melle Mel fan, always bumpin'

Run DMCWe stuck together when one of my parakeets died

You broke down and cried for the love of animals

I used to always cut the legs off a roach

See if he'll stay there on a piece of tissue

And give him a piece of toast

That morning, he would wake up and be gone

What the insect had a ambulance?

As a little boy eatin' ice cream in the cold project apartment

I used to see rats dance, my aunt used to lay down the poison

And say, "Y'all makin' too much noise"(Too much noise, oh, too much)

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

Grabbing crackers out the 'frigerator

I was a terrible masturbator

I was looking at

Black Tail and

PenthouseSince

I was in a incubator

With Similak aimin' my bottle

At a fine nurse's ass-crack

It was a pleasure to collect ants

Havin' 'em in my

Billy the

Kid pantsAllergic to chocolate, chewin'

Oreo's and

I couldn't stop it

I remember the days when

King Vitamin was in the supermarket

Kool-Aid was syrupy, my mom used to make it real slurpy

Don't believe in

Santa Claus

They had a **** pea coat filled with mothballs

Lint everywhere with

UTZ chips livin' debonair

Fly girls with onion rings on the staircase

I had Pro-

Keds with

Lee suitsAlways used to stare in your face

Take you on the roof, check out my pigeon coop

Dressed up like

DraculaEatin' a slice of pizza on your stoop

Neighbors knew

I was a nerdy

On the Bronx streets

I was seven thirty

Girls you was infatuated with my quarter fill(Hey baby, check this out)

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

It's welfare love, section eight

Yeah(It's welfare love)

You look so beautiful baby(Welfare love)

With your long hair(Welfare love)

The way you got it done, sewed in(Welfare love)

Babies walkin' around cryin'(Section eight, section eight)

Food all over the floor

The kitchen sink messed up(Welfare love)

It's that old ghetto smell in the house

People comin' over to borrow sugar

That's the way

I like itCereal all over the floor