Ripped Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

but I went and blew it,

all sky high

and now she won't even spare a passing glance

all just because I (rip) ripped my pants.

(Whole band singing)

When big Lary came 'round just to put him down

Spongebob turned into a clown

and no girl ever wants to dance

with a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants

(Spongebob singing)

I know I shouldn't mope around,

I shouldn't curse

but the pain feels so much worse

Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun

then a burn from the sun

or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

so listen and you won't regret

be true to yourself

don't miss your chance

and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS

(riiip)