Copenhagen

Copenhagen it makes me feel so good.

Copenhagen the way I know it should.

I put a little chew in my mouth,

Go spittin' and a-slobberin'

All around the house, that

Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

I took a chew just the other night-

It made me feel so fine.

I Grabbed my honey baby

And I pinched her ol' behind.

She said, "you better spit out that

Chewin' tobaccer if you wanna kiss

Me on the big ol' smacker,

That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

Copenhagen it makes me feel so good.

Copenhagen the way I know it should.

I put a little chew in my mouth,

Go spittin' and a-slobberin'

All around the house, that

Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

I was sittin' in a bar room

And I took a little dip--

Drinkin' beer and talkin'

But I had no place to spit.

So I spit a stream out on the floor,

And that bouncer flung me out the door,

That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

Copenhagen it makes me feel so good.

Copenhagen the way I know it should.

I put a little chew in my mouth,

Go spittin' and a-slobberin'

All around the house, that

Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

It's a cure all too-

It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,

Colds, runny nose.

Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.

Makes conception a wonder and

Child birth a pleasure...

That's Copenhagen, makes me feel so good!