Too Drunk To ****

Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank sixteen beers

Started up a fight

But, now I am jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs

Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****

I love your stories

I like your gun

Shooting out car tires

Sounds like loads, and loads of fun

But in my room

Wish you were dead

You ball, like a baby

In Eraserhead

Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****