Chet's Speech

All right, *****, *****, *****!

Come on in ***** lovers!

Here at the ***** Twister we're sla***ng ***** in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of *****, this is a ***** blow out!

All right, we got white *****, black *****, Spanish *****, yellow *****,

we got hot *****, cold *****,

we got wet *****, we gotsmelly *****, we got hairy *****, bloody *****, we got snappin' *****, we got silk *****, velvet *****, Naugahyde *****,

we even got horse *****, dog *****, chicken *****!

Come on, you want *****, come on in, ***** lovers!

If we don't got it, you don't want it!

Come on in, ***** lovers!