Texas Funeral

Can you turn me up?

Turn me up full

I went into a bar just the other night

Boy, I got into one hell of a fight

I think I might have broken my jaw

The very next morning, somebody stole my car

My wife left home 'bout a week ago

She stole the kids, and she took all my dough

She peed on the carpet, and she shot my horse

Now things are gone from better to bad to worse

Texas and whiskey

Whiskey from Texas

Texas

Texas whiskey

Oh, I went to daddy's funeral just the other day

It's just been three short days since he passed away

Seems he died from having too much to drink

That's how his truck ended up in the drink

Texas and whiskey

Funerals and Texas

Whiskey and funerals

Texas and whiskey

Funerals

Texas funerals

Ah, ******t

I ****** it all up