Pong Dance

Been away for college was the baddest geek around

He's been doing everything but make his parents proud

He tried his best to study hard but still he got too drunk

Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still he had to flunk

His ex girlfriend got a girlfriend

His barbie tried a female ken

But when the white ball hits the red cup

He's the baddest ****** in the frat club

Then he does the pong dance

The the the the pong dance

He'd never touched a cigarette but tried to smoke a joint

He coughed and soon he felt regret just screaming what's the point

And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red

Even though he told the guys he got her into bed

But when you see him at the table

He turns out to be rather stable

And when the white ball hits the red cup

He's the baddest ****** in the frat club

Then he does the pong dance

Then he does the pong dance