Bad Breath

Don't ever complain about nothing

Before we can walk we all gotta crawl

Halitosis is a word I never could spell

But bad breath is better than no breath at all

It's okay to say hello to me

But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall

And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall

'Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all

I've been a puffing on this and a sucking on that

I got feeling a thousand feet tall

The closer we get you'll have to agree

That bad breath is better than no breath at all

I been talking to the man in the mirror

And he smells his diet is rot gut alcohol

But it's better I guess that starving to death

And bad breath is better than no breath at all

I've been a puffing on this and a sucking on that

I'm feeling a thousand feet tall

The closer we get you'll have to agree

That bad breath is better than no breath at all

Yeah bad breath is better than no breath at all