Heaven Is Closed

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I'll stay where I am

So many people well it sure is lonely

Who even gives a damn

I hear someone callin' come in from the craziness

But there ain't nobody around

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

Heaven left for California on a midnight plane

Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely

For reasons that's hard to explain

Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell

And each one are both the same thing

Well I hope heaven finds what she's lookin' for

And that hell treats us both just the same

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

So many people well it sure is lonely

Who even gives a damn

I hear someone callin' come in from the craziness

But there ain't nobody around

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

Let's burn one for those that's livin' in hell

Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven

Burn one for everyone in the whole world

And anyone stuck in between

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

So many people well it sure is lonely

Who even gives a damn

I hear someone callin' come in from the craziness

But there ain't nobody around

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

Yeah heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am