歌词
Skit, Part 1: Desi Banks (in Character), Kountry Wayne
第一部分：
Now, now, now, look at this
看啊看啊
I'm so glad you came to the trap
我很高兴你们能来到这糟糕的地方
I'm glad somebody know Jesus is real
我很高兴你们深信上帝是存在的
Look at my grandbaby
看看这小伙
Yeah, yeah, Jesus is real, but your damn pastor ain't
好吧，好吧，耶稣是存在的，但你们那该死的牧师是个虚伪的家伙
That's, that's–ooh–now that's when I leave 'cause I know what you talkin' 'bout
啊啊，噢噢，我该走了，因为我根本不知道你在说什么！
Look like the devil's on you, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
你似乎被恶魔附身了，再见，再见，我得走了
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bye, bye, bye, yeah, bye, yeah
好吧好吧好吧，再见，再见
Goodbye, so crazy, I-, ooh
再见，这太疯狂了，唉
You almost made me curse
你害得我快要被诅咒了
Yeah, your pastor been cursin', a open curse, he got my money
啊啊啊，你们那牧师一直被诅咒着，他拿了我的钱！
I'ma throw this peppermint at you
我要把这薄荷扔到你身上
Yeah, go ahead, throw it
好吧，扔啊，扔啊
Child, open up this door, I don't know what's wrong with this boy
伙计，开门吧，你这孩子怎么回事
Your pastor breath stink
你们的牧师身上散发着臭味！
Bye
我要走了
Yeah
好啊
Skit, Part 2: Desi Banks & Kountry Wayne
第二部分：
Bruh, what the hell was goin' on out there, boy?
唉，这是怎么回事，伙计
Ayy, man, I'm out here tryna get my money from that pastor that be lyin' to the members of the church
哎，伙计，我来这儿是打算从那骗子牧师手里拿回我的钱
Bruh, what do he owe you, boy?
啊，他欠你什么，伙计
Boy, he owe me millions, he owe me plenty money
哥们，他欠我几百万，我欠我的钱数不清啦
[...]
伙计，这家伙一直在这一片做音乐和一些其它的
Boy, the boy been playing Tonk in the hood and everything
伙计，这混蛋欠我不少钱
Boy, the nigga owe me some money, too, boy
我和Parlay在街上逛
Me and Parlay was up the street [...]
我看到这牧师开着宾利
I seen the pastor 'round there with a Bentley Coupe
“这混蛋怎么开着一辆宾利？”我当时是这么说的
I said, "What the hell he doin' with a Bentley?"
噢噢
Oh, oh, yeah
慢着慢着，你不打算打劫这座教堂吧
Hold up, you ain't 'bout to rob the church, is you? I ain't with that
我没那意思，我只是想说
I ain't gon' rob the church, but I'm just sayin'
如果他拿了我的钱，我得关心我的钱用到哪里了
If he got my money, I got to take care of that
好吧，去吧去吧，就这么干吧
Yeah, go get it, but, yeah, you go get it and bring mine back
我说，但你得帮我，老兄
I'm sayin'-, but you got that on you, though?
第三部分：
Skit, Part 3: Big Rube
嘿，你们好啊
Hey, how y'all doin'?
喔，近来可好，OG，近来可好？
Oh, what's up, OG, what's up?
我老远就听见刚刚你们这吵吵闹闹的
I couldn't help but overhear y'all conversation just now
我通常不多管闲事，但一些事情让我现在不得不和你们谈谈了
I usually mind my own business, but something moved me to speak to y'all this morning
但先说好，我可不是法官
I ain't judgin', though
嘿，我赞同我听到的绝大部分
Hell, I agree with most of what I heard
他们说别询问上帝
They say don't question God
一个像我这样的伙计说我在询问你们这帮混蛋，而不是上帝
A nigga like me say I was questionin' you mother****ers, not God
并且，我保证他有着比我们更多的答案
Besides, I guarantee he got more answers than we do
总是问着所有人：“耶稣会怎么做？”
Always askin' everybody, "What would Jesus do?"
但他们从不问耶稣，你懂我意思吗
But they never ever ask Jesus, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
无数人相信你说的所有话，如果你说的够动听的话
A lot of folks believe anything you tell 'em if it sound good enough
他疯了
*** was crazy as a razor blade necktie
但他是主导者，所以人们跟从他
But he was a master manipulator, so people got behind him
我现在可以在这里做一场很有说服力的争辩，说上帝是黑人，但有什么意义呢
I can make a really convincing argument right here, right now that Jesus was as black as Shaka Zulu, but to what end?
争论只会让我们分裂，让我们被奴役
Arguin' 'bout it would only divide us to be conquered
就像你永远不要打开一个可以救命的包裹
It's like never openin' a package that could've saved your life
因为你没时间争论它是UPS送过来的还是Fedex（二者均为美国快递公司）
'Cause you was too damn busy arguin' over whether UPS or Fedex delivered it
我说的话听完你们作何感想？
See how that sound?
天哪，OG，我从未那样想过这问题
Damn, OG, I ain't really looked at it like that
现在别再吝啬了，让我在走之前再喝一杯
Now stop bein' stingy and let me get a swig of that liquor 'fore I run up in this church
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