Shoe To Drop

Sammy had a little hand-me-down mansion

Matty never met a silver spoon

Caught fire at a party in the canyon

Underneath the moon

Sammy's thinking that the sky is gonna fall down

Matty's never been scared to death

Sammy hits the panic button, Matty says, "Calm down

Baby, stop and take a breath like

Ooh

Ooh

Life is rain, ain't that funny?

You get sad, I'll get sunny

Honey, go and wring your hands, 'cause as long as I'm not

I'll be two-stepping while you're waiting on the other shoe to drop!"

A year later Sammy planned a little picnic

The tell-your-kids-about-it-someday kind

Pulled out a ring and said, "Matty, what ya doin' for the rest of your life?"

Matty said, "I don't got a lot to offer

Just depression and student debt"

Sammy laughed and said, "Baby, let me stop ya

Like you said, just take a breath like

Ooh

Ooh

Life is rain, ain't that funny?

You get sad, I'll get sunny

Honey, go and wring your hands, 'cause as long as I'm not

I'll be two-stepping while you're waiting on the other shoe to drop!"

I'm your glass-half-empty

You're my we've-got-plenty

We're not easy and we're not pretending to be

When I'm spinning out, you're breathing in and out

When worry's winning out, I'll say to you

Ooh

Ooh

Life is rain, ain't that funny?

You get sad, I'll get sunny

Honey, go and wring your hands, 'cause as long as I'm not

I'll be two-stepping, getting wet, 'cause you can bet that

Life is hard, life is heavy

Don't we know that already?

Honey, go and wring your hands, 'cause as long as I'm not

I'll be two-stepping while you're waiting on the other shoe