Jump in the Water

I know it’s not wise to jump in the water

I know it’s not wise to jump in the water

Then you’ll get sick

You’ll catch a cold die awfully quick

I know it’s not wise to open the curtains

I know it’s not wise to open the curtains

They will see in, then they’ll see it’s a looney bin

What would they all think

Now she’s swimmin’ in style, see that backstroke!

People sayin’ “No! No!” but see that form!

I know it’s not wise to hose down your neighbor

I know it’s not wise to not tip the waiter

They will see in, then they’ll see it’s a looney bin

What would they all think?

Now she’s swimmin’ in style, see that backstroke!

People sayin’ “No! No!” but see that form!

I know it’s not wise to open the curtains

I know it’s not wise to jump in the water