Pigeons on Your Balcony

here are some ways to take care of

the pigeons on your balcony

get a water gun fill it up with bleach

that’s what my friend told me, anyway

I’m sorry it’s just my territory

and I’m marking it with bleach

I do my best not to make a mess

of obliterating while I disinfect

I don’t think you’d want to taste my wrath

actually I’m a pacifist, anyway

do you understand this is disrespect

let me send you to the great big nest