The Funeral

I can't leave my bed, but I can't sleep

I've got no clean clothes and I can't eat

And I smoke too much till I can't breathe

I'm emotional, I'll always be

And I hate myself but that's alright

And I love myself but that's alright

And I tell myself that it's alright

That I dream about the day I die

To my surprise, there's no one to blame

Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

I've been dancing at my funeral

Waiting for you to arrive

I was hoping you'd look beautiful

Dancing with tears in your eyes

But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

My hair fell out 'cause I dyed it cheap

I want a real fake smile but I hate my teeth

I want to tell you that I love you but I just can't speak

I've got a ****ed up soul and an STD

Do you hate yourself? Well that's alright

Do you love yourself? Well that's alright

Do you tell yourself that it's alright

That you dream about the day you die?

To my surprise there's no one to blame

Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

I've been dancing at my funeral

Waiting for you to arrive

I was hoping you'd look beautiful

Dancing with tears in your eyes

But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

I wanna prove my love before I leave

I wanna make you come and scrape my knees

Want you to bite my tongue until I bleed

And you can put these ****ing words in my obituary

We all hate ourselves, well that's alright

We all love ourselves, well that's alright

We all tell ourselves that it's alright

That we dream about the day we die

I've been dancing at my funeral

Waiting for you to arrive

I was hoping you'd look beautiful

Dancing with tears in your eyes

But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame, shame, shame