Roman's Revenge

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin

So far ahead, these bums is laggin'

See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'

So **** I look like gettin' back to a has-been?

Yeah, I said it, has-been

Hang it up, flatscreen

Plasma

"Hey Nicki, hey Nicki," asthma

I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine

I got bars, sentencin'

I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt

And I'll kick that ho, punt

Forced trauma, blunt

You play the back, bitch, I'm in the front

You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it

Nicki Minaj is who you ain't ****in' with

You lil' Fraggle Rock, beat you with a pad-a-lock

I am a movie, camera block

You outta work, I know it's tough

But enough is enough

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain

A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame

Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain

An eraser for a head, ****in' pencil for a frame

You don't like it, then peel off, bitch

Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off

And I still wouldn't **** you, slut

So wipe the smile on your grill off

I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off

Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off

Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod

Quit hollering, "Why, God?"

He ain't got shit to do with it

Bygones'll never be bygones

The world ain't finished swallowing my wad

I ain't finished blowing it, nice bra

Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard

I swear to God life is a dumb blonde white broad

With fake tits and a bad dye job

Who just spit in my ****in' face and called me a ****in' tightwad

So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod

And caught her stealing my music

So I tied her arms and legs to the bed

Set up the camera and pissed twice on her

Look, two pees and a tripod

The moral to the story is life's treating you like dry sod?

Kick it back in its face, my God

It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd

But don't ask why, bitch, ask why not?

The world-world is my punching bag and

If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots

Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me

Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it

Like a, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

You fell off, off, they must've bumped your wagon

You must've went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end

Told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in traffic

Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on?

Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?

Should've sent a thank-you note, you little ho

Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow

"Nicki, she's just mad 'cause you took the spot"

Word, that bitch mad 'cause I took the spot?

Well, bitch, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot

Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top

I hear the mumblin', I hear the cacklin'

I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'

Overseas, church, Vatican

You at a standstill, mannequin

You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?

I'm the mother****in' boss, overwrite

And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike

Now all my niggas gettin' buck, overbite

I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levis

Raggedy Anns, holes in your knee-highs

I call the play, now do you see why?

These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli

Manning, Eli, these bitches callin' me Manning, Eli

All you lil' faggots can suck it

No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets

And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend

Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep acting as if

You have the same passion I have, yeah, right

Still hungry, my ass, you ass-dicks had gastric bypass

Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass

And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids, but eyelash

Go take a flying leap of faith off a ****in' balcony

'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass

You know what time it is, so why ask?

When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash

It's high class meets white trash

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it

You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad

You and this boy Slim Shady

What's going on? They'll lock you away

They'll put you in a jail cell, I promise

Take your mother's warning, Roman, please

Back to bed, run along, let's go, come on

Wash your mouth out with soap, boys