My Dad's Gone Crazy

Hailie:Daddy, what＇re you doing?

Eminem:Ha Ha!

Eminem & Hailie:Ok then! Everybody, listen up!

Eminem:I＇m goin＇ to hell, who＇s comin＇ with me?

Hailie:(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!*giggle*

I think my dad gone crazy!

There＇s no mountain I can＇t climb

There＇s no tower too high,

No plane that I can＇t learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you

There ain＇t nothin＇ I can＇t take this chainsaw to

******＇ brain＇s brawn, and brass *****

I cut ＇em off, I got ＇em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,

Sunglasses with Elton John＇s name, on my drag wall

I＇m out the closet, I been lyin＇ my ass off

All this time, me and Dre been ******＇ with hats off

Dr. Dre:Suck it marshall!

Tell laura and her hu**and to back off

Before I push this mutha******＇ button and blast off

And launch one of these Russians, and that＇s all

Blow every ******＇ thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off

When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off

Hailie:My dad＇s lost it

Hailie, tell ＇em baby

Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

It＇s like my mother always told me

Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n ******* n goddammit, you little mother******

If you ain＇t got nothin＇ nice to say then don＇t say nothin＇

uh..

**** that ***t, *****, eat a mother******＇ ****

Chew on a *****, and lick a million mutha******＇ ***** per second

I＇d rather put out a mutha******＇ gospel record

I＇d rather be a *****-whipped *****, eat *****

And have *****-lips glued to my face with a ****-ring in my nose

Then quit bringin＇ my flos, quit givin＇ me my ammo

Can＇t you see why I＇m so mean? If y＇all leave me alone, this wouldn＇t be my M O

I wouldn＇t have to go eenie meenie minie mo

Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don＇t know no more

Am I the only ******＇ one who＇s normal any more?

Hailie:Dad!

Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

So what you＇re seein＇ is a genius at work

Which to me isn＇t work, so it＇s easy to misinterpret it at first,

＇Cuz when I speak, it＇s tongue in cheek

I＇d yank my ******＇ teeth before I＇d ever bite my tongue

I＇d slice my gums, get struck by ******＇ lightnin＇ twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice＇s son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with ***t, every time I sung

Like R. Kelly as soon as ＂bump n＇ grind＂ comes on

More pain inside o＇ my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

Aimed at the World Trade, standin＇ on Ronnie＇s grave,

Screamin＇ at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And thats pretty much the Jist of it,

Parents are pissed, but the kids love it

Nine millimeter, heater＇s stashed and two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don＇t blame you, I wouldn＇t let Hailie listen to me neither

Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:Crazy

You＇re funny daddy!