Insane

I was born with a dick in my brain

Yea fucked in the head

My step-father said that I sucked in the bed

'Til one night he snuck in and said

"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"

"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"

"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head

Bust a nut, get some rest"

The next day my mother said

"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid

The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed

He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"

"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset

Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck

I bet you he's faking it, I bet you

I'll bet he prolly just wants to see how upset you would get"

"I'll go handle this of course unless you object"

"Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head"

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

"You get him? Naw, fucker tried to bite my face off

I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fucking blades off

Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop

Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong

That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong"

"Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn

And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on

Then he took his pants, he took every fucking thing off

Everything except his tank top and his training bra"

Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog

Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?

Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?

Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)

Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?

Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching

Burp belch and go back for a second helping

Can you dig what I'm saying man? Can you smell me?

I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me

Fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping

"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me!

What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!

Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being

No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing

I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see

I only get naked when the babysitter tells me

She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street

But it was X and they called it pubic hair on Chelsey

Well this is called Ass-Rape and we're shooting the Jail scene

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane!