Windows 98

(Verse 1: Celph Titled)

Yo, stop breathing fog on my window

I reconfigured your pixel display

To disguise shut down system icons as OK buttons

Modems fronting on connection rates,

Switching COM port data transfer levels to 2400 Baud

I’m living large like 2,000 terabyte drives

In 30 90s just promoted to device manager

Check my stats on Britannica

Encyclopedia read only media

Hidden directories with password protection by all means

(You know my steeze)

My flow has encrypted and programmed to be equipped

With the ill **** that most can’t get with

My linguistics bring the noise, making connections fail

Overload your box and now you know that

(You’ve got mail)

Minimize operations, control panel hiatus,

I dropped the DOS for analog

Studies of orchestration, it’s obsolete,

1995 was then, now it’s 1998

We’re taking over this update,

**** Bill Gates, I macro hard

Take your processes for hostage

All the way from 686 to 808D HD imposter

Mini tower boxes stuffed with too many program ruled devices

Concise with mechanisms,

Call the crisis center

I’m IBM compatible with any Macintosh contender

Catch me lounging at the task bar,

The alcohol is on caps lock, picking up the tab

Shift my control to alternate delete you mother ******s out the lab

(Verse 2: Majik Most)

Fully activated forever in our workshops

The universal sysops adopt my protocol

We hack through break codes and step through

Busted windows where silicon chips grow

Crushing plastic landscapes from Pentium to any,

I can dust off broken keyboards

Restoring all mainframes and splice the phone line

On the internet I roam with carpel tunnel syndrome

Chrome plated Logitech direct me towards the nets intersect

Encrypting information, I damage workstations,

Defacing databases like a race for technology

Went deep in the sectors of a 1 gig hard drive

I’m live but with no type of power management

Prevent all viruses, search protect connec,

Now upload my (file’s done)

Make your hardware go soft

Rhymes melt through your modem

Cause I’m powered off radium

Waiting for selection of a hidden icon

A pointing device that can slice through menus

Continuing to wreck, dissecting all websites

Consuming the contents of a chat room, that’s wack

I’ll react, making servers collapse, now how’s that

Drop ‘em with the carrier of 300 baud

Navigating through directories and instant memory

Deep imbedded in your system

On excursion you can find me

Trying to download the 99 beta version

(Outro: Celph Titled)

Not enough memory for your windows

Pow

All systems are down

Memory for your windows

Pow

All systems are down

Not enough memory for your windows, your windows

Windows 98

Goodbye