Turntable Science

Verse One:

All you ****in' DJs take heed to this installment

Or get your face augmented

Celph Titled spit raw sentences

Scully freak the instruments and all that

Weak ****** fall flat without they slip mat

Bangin' on wax

Got your neck hangin' from racks

Up in your studio with flamethrowers erasin' your DATs

It's serious

You ain't never in the DJ booth

You're spinnin' parties at gay clubs in your birthday suit

When my microphone is on, my tracks get felt

"While the techniques spin, the wax is on the felt" - Ultramagnetic MC's 'Ego Trippin'

And we outstanding/out standing like Buckingham Palace guards

And if you weaponless I still leave you unarmed

Literally

Beat juggle your frame, leave your chest cracked

Stab you with a Stanton, smack you with the Vestax

"I can't wait to break and eliminate" - Eric B. & Rakim 'Follow The Leader'

Any DJ without this record in their crate

Even the most simplest scratch you can't do *****

Karaoke night's the only time you perform a jigga/Jigga

Your life is worth less than the trash it's been tossed in

Nobody carry your crates, now they carry your coffin

[Chorus]

"It's Celph Titled ************s"

"My tracks get felt"

"DJ Skully" "Bangin' on wax"

"Stab you with the ?, smack you with the best acts"

"It's Celph Titled ************s"

"We demolish and kill"

"DJ Skully"

"Knock you out in the first round"

Verse 2:

Ayo Skully

(What's the deal?)

You gonna rip these fake DJ's?

(No question Celph)

Check the video for replays

We sellin your defeat

Makin' money off of haters

That's how my man flip the fader with the techniques

Knock you out in the first round

You hear the champion sounds?

You can crab scratch but it's just an itch on your crotch

See me in the club with the finest ***** in the spot

I should have my own mixer but I'm not a disc jockey

Be the first MC to have DMC sponsor me

Kidnap your kids from your vintage place

Duct or electrical we use all different types of mix tape

So get it straight or get ate up from your own gut

"He sound wack... wait up hold up"

And every piece of music I did is on vinyl from the rock n' roll hall of hell

It's Celph Titled ************s

You think your style is tougher than leather

You should polish your skills, we demolish and kill

Crap DJ's and you faggot rappers get it too

Skully cut the wax and bring the **********in chorus through

Chorus

"It's like that" "Like this"

"************'s tryin to diss"

"You must be outta your ****in mind"

"I came back for those who still too intact"

"DJ Skully bout to **** **** up"

"Celph Titled number one"

"We callin' the shots"

"We don't give a ****"

"Well hold up I'm not done yet"

"We don't rock a spot we tear the roof off the *****"

Outro [Celph Titled speaking]:

You have just witnessed real **********in turntable science

Sprinkled with a little bit of thug sauce

From Tampa Bay to New York to the UK

Celph Titled AKA Frosty The Snow Thug

And DJ Skully AKA Scratch Your **********in' Eyeballs Out

It don't get no more Godzilla than that

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Catch a couple of those and call me in the morning ************s

Remember it ain't where ya from it's where's your gat

*****-ass *****'s