True Hollywood Story

Spoken:

Hollywood, Calfornia

City of smoke and mirrors... and bull************t

City will chew you up man.

Chorus:

True Hollywood Story.

Paparazzi all up in this ************.

True Hollywood Story.

******Z on the ******' scene.

True Hollywood Story.

Man, everyone out here is full of ************t.

True Hollywood Story.

Never got his star on the boulevard.

Verse 1:

Everybody love Raymond but no one love me.

I'm a washed up VJ roamin the streets.

I'm holdin' my meat

cause ain't no hoes ever recognizin' me. I'm finished.

Popeye without the spinach

Career over, it's rediculous

I wish I had a fine lady

but I can't afford a Merce-a-dees.

I ain't got a job

Been dressed for less

Shop at *?????*

My agent don't call me back, ever

Since I been smokin' crack.

Dag nab it.

I reinvented myself as Dirt Nasty

Cause I'm the worst at actin'.

Try rappin', let's see what happens baby.

Chorus:

True Hollywood Story.

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip.

True Hollywood Story.

Never got his star on the boulevard.

True Hollywood Story.

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip.

True Hollywood Story.

Never got his star on the boulevard.

Verse 2:

I get dissed at the club.

I'm so D-List. No more ******' love.

My future used to look bright.

Now it look like ************t with speed in the pipe.

I sold my Viper

for ************ money and a ******' lighter.

I used to wake up with hotties

Nowadays, I wake up with zombies.

Anthony Michael Hall,

Kirk Cameron, I need to talk to y'all.

I walk to the mall

in a Scary Movie ************rt. My ******, my ******.

Borrow money from my mother

cause my career is in the ******' gutter.

I'm just another

True Hollywood Story, mother******.

Chorus:

True Hollywood Story.

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip.

True Hollywood Story.

Never got his star on the boulevard.

True Hollywood Story.

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip.

True Hollywood Story.

Never got his star on the boulevard.

Verse:

Put a bullet in my head

But this ain't no bull************t movie set.

My life's a mess.

can't afford good sh- gotta smoke the stress.

I hit rock bottom

Tabasco sauce in my Top Ramen.

Game over, partner.

My life's over, like La Bamba.

Chorus:

True Hollywood Story.

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip.

True Hollywood Story.

Never got his star on the boulevard.

True Hollywood Story.

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip.

True Hollywood Story.

Never got his star on the boulevard.