Cracker Ass Fantastic

I fell in love with a gangsta ************

A chola chick that'll shank yo ************

************ from the other sida town

I live in the hills, she's from South Central

And she got a tattoo on her neck, of lady Guadalupe holdin her ************

I met her up at the Del Taco

I said'you hella fine'

She said ‘You el Guapo'

She was like ‘I don't date crackers or actors'

Matter of fact: I'm a rapper

I thought she'd never get with me

But she saw me on cribs rappin with Mickey

I put a hickey on her *******

Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me

At the barbeque I stood out

I was the only wood************ in the mother ******* crowd

Cracker ass fantastic, That's me

Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic

Word hit the street

So I slap boxed her cousin

At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum

Straight got my ass beat

But I still hit them ass cheeks, uh

She taught me how to load the glock

And she taught me how to fold my socks

So I taught her how to hold my *******

And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby

Kuz now you with the #1 gringo

No more Doritos or frozen burritos

Have you ever been to Fred Segel's?

$30 salad with a bottle of vino

You could play with my ************ under the table

I got the tip covered… Thank you

Dirt Nasty's El Fuego

That means I'm on fire baby

Like Waco

Cracker ass fantastic, That's me

Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic

Word hit the street

I think I hear wedding bells,

And I don't give a ******* that a fish taco smells

She stole a Chavelle

That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail

She Oakland as hell

Raiders hat to the back

Gold Gazelles

Centerfold, Lowrider mag

Other crackers jack it to picture of her ass

She thinks I'm a asshole

Kuz I can't eat her out without using Tabasco

Mommy looked saucy in a poncho

When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show

Cracker ass fantastic, That's me

Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic

Word hit the street