My Fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, cryin'

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, cryin'

And now it's my fault, my fault

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave

And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved

A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up

With first aid tape and rap3d on the first date (Ooh)

Susan, an ex-hero1n add1ct who just stopped usin'

Who love booze and alternative music (What up?)

Told me she was going back into usin' again (Nah)

I said, "Wait, first try this halluc1nogen

It's better than hero1n, Henn, the booze and the gin

C'mere, let's go in here, who's in the den?"

"It's me and Kelly!"

"My bad" (Sorry)

"Let's try another room"

"I don't trust you"

"Shut up, slxt, chew up this mushroom

This'll help you get in touch with your roots

We'll get barefoot, butt-nak3d, and run in the woods"

"Oh hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab"

"Oh dag" (Mmm)

"I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag"

"Huh?"

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, cryin'

And now it's my fault, my fault (I'm sorry)

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, cryin'

And now it's my fault, my fault

"Yo, Sue"

"Get away from me, I don't know you"

"Oh shoot, she's trippin'"

"I need to go puke" (Blehh)

"I wasn't tryna turn this into somethin' major

I just wanted to make you appreciate nature

Susan, stop cryin', I don't hate ya

The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father rap3d ya

So what you had your little coochie in your Dad's mouth?

That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out (Nah)"

She said, "Help me, I think I'm havin' a seizure"

I said, "I'm high too, b1xch, quit grabbin' my T-shirt (Let go)

Would you calm down? You're startin' to scare me"

She said, "I'm 26 years old and I'm not married

I don't even have any kids and I can't cook"

"(Hello) I'm over here, Sue (Hi)

You're talkin' to the plant, look

We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late

'Cause I never seen no one eat as many 'shrooms as you ate"

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl (Whoops)

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, cryin'

And now it's my fault, my fault (It's an accident)

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, cryin'

And now it's my fault, my fault

"Susan, wait, where you goin'? You better be careful"

"Leave me alone, Dad, I'm sick of gettin' my hair pulled"

"I'm not your Dad, quit tryin' to swallow your tongue

Want some gum? Put down the scissors

'Fore you do somethin' dumb

I'll be right back, just chill, baby, please?

I gotta go find Dave, he's the one who gave me these

(I'ma k1ll him)

John, where's Dave at? Before I bash you"

"He's in the bathroom, I think he's takin' a crap, dude"

"Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance

There's a girl upstairs talkin' to plants, choppin' her hair off

And there's only two days left of Spring Break

How long do these things take to wear off?"

"Well, it depends on how many you had"

"I took three, she ate the other 22 caps

Now she's upstairs cryin' out her eyeballs, drinking Lysol"

"She's gonna die, dude"

"I know and it's my fault"

"Oh my God"

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world (I'm sorry)

But now you're sittin' in the corner, cryin'

And now it's my fault, my fault (What do I do?)

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, cryin'

And now it's my fault, my fault

My God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry

Susan, please wake up, please

Please wake up, what are you doin'?!

You're not dead, you're not dead

I know you're not dead

Wake up, Susan, wake up

Oh my God