Incredibad

Now let's take a trip down memory lane

Back to junior high school where it all began

Three bad little kids raising hell at school

We were just thirteen straight acting the fool

Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot

Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught

Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same

Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed

One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room

The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom

Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke

Yo, your backyard is smashed

Man, this isn't a joke

Yo, let's go check this out man

Oh, what was that'

Alright, bet, let's go

All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement

Yo, what the hell is that'

Man, it looks like a spaceship

We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide

And a little green dude stepped out from inside

He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace

I have something to ask and it's not discreet

There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix

And you three kids are the ones who can heal it

But we're just thirteen

Man, what can we do'

Um, how should I put this'

I think we should screw

Whaaat'

On my home planet we can no longer breed

I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed

Store in our seed'

Yo, I think he means ***

Man, I'm a virgin

We all are

Bet!

I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes

Awh, what should we do'

Now it's spreading its thighs

You'll be heroes on my planet

But why us three'

You're the chosen ones

You'll just have to trust me

Yo, should we do it'

Man, I don't know

Yo, I say we put it to a vote

All in favor say I

I!

Okay, we're in

Cool

Who should go first'

I have three depositories to capture your burst

Wait, so at the same time'

Yeah, that's what I was thinking

Here's some wine coolers

Let's get you boys drinking

We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy

Then took our positions and started getting' frisky

One in the front

And two in the back

Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap

Keep pumpin' away

My wife and family thank you

I'm about to explode

Yo son, me too

Three-way Climax!

Best friends forever

What a blessing to have lost our virginities together!

Yeah!

Andy, Jorm and Kiv

You've saved my race

Your reward is one wish

Then I'll go back to space

We looked at each other

Didn't have to talk

Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off

Mister Alien, sir

For what it's worth

We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth

Your wish is granted

And thanks again

I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends

What happened today was both incredible and bad

Therefore your name is Incredibad