歌词
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
他们这里可没有莱茵石串成的项链
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
午餐也没有我爱喝的霞多丽葡萄酒
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
监狱里的吧台啊 也没有请客喝酒的男孩（bars双关）
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
咱们俩站在这里就像金发花瓶一样
I must admit it don't sound fun
我不得不承认 这不是什么好玩的事
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
当我们十五个姑娘被关在一间屋里
He cheated, he's a villain
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And you know I'd help you kill him
你知道的 我会帮你把他做掉
But we're way too pretty for prison
但是咱们这种美女 可不能蹲监狱啊
Hard time ain't our kind of living
这种难受的生活 可不能让咱们来遭罪
And I don't want to talk about
这种事情啊 我甚至提都不想提
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
穿着连体的囚服 被折磨得筋疲力尽
We're way too pretty for prison
咱们这种小仙女 怎么可以蹲监狱呢
Antifreeze and Gatorade
佳得乐混上点防冻剂
Arsenic in his lemonade
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Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
让他一口下肚 就准备上路
But we ain't gonna do it
但可能我们也不会这样哦
(She ain't gonna do it)
（她说她不会这样耶）
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
肥皂剧里的情节我都滚瓜烂熟了
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
你不是Thelma 我也做不成Louise（电影「末路狂花」中敢于挑战男权与之抗争的女主角）
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
但只要咱们问问他们 他们准会答应
We should put him through it
让这臭男人好好受点教训
(Don't put him through it)
（可别这样呀）
He cheated, he's a villain
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So let's hire somebody to kill him
咱们雇个人把他做了吧
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
因为咱们这种美女 可不能蹲监狱啊
Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of living
这种难受的生活 可不能让咱们来遭罪
And I don't want to talk about
这种事情啊 我甚至提都不想提
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
穿着连体的囚服 被折磨得筋疲力尽
We're way too pretty for prison
咱们这种小仙女 怎么可以蹲监狱呢
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Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
监狱可不会给咱们买睫毛膏哦
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
也不会让我们在海边度假般享受
That lack of waxing situation
对于蜜蜡脱毛这种事 更是想都不要想
Oh oh
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
咱们这种美女 可不能蹲监狱啊
Hard time ain't our kind of living
这种难受的生活 可不能让咱们来遭罪
I don't want to talk about
这种事情啊 我甚至提都不想提
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
穿着连体的囚服 被折磨得筋疲力尽
We're way too pretty for prison
咱们这种小仙女 怎么可以蹲监狱呢
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