Wow

Fashionably late for my reunion

High school, they barely knew my name

Now they drooling when that limousine pull up

I never seemed cooler

Money so long, couldn't measure with a ruler

Three piece Armani and Berlutis with the wing tips

Everybody looking at me, they ain’t seen a thing yet

I was that chubby nerd dreaming of the prom queen, wore them tight jeans, had me harder than the concrete

But she only had time for the cool guys, IQ was probably lower than her shoe size

Boyfriend was a bully, everyday I said I’d fight back, but I wouldn't

Now I’m gon' show em, I heard they eloped

She probably got fat, he’s probably dead broke

But then I saw the picture of a couple and their kids in the hall glass: "Prom Queen Family that died in a car crash"

Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow

Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

I met a girl named Porscha, baby, she’s so gorgeous, the girl so scorching

Call her my black whorget, took her to my fortress, body like a horse, man

Telling me to tease her, she love it when she tortured

Get up in her ribs at my top speed, screaming out "Don’t stop please"

Now she walking knock-kneed, years pass, I ain’t called her

Told her from the forth for I’m a true player, -- already warned her, on to the next one

Family reunion, my sister brought all of her friends in, now I’m choosing

Yeah, and then my mama started fussing, telling me stop flirting and come and meet your cousins

This is your auntie’s daughter. You all are first cousins

And her name is Porscha. Porscha? Porscha?! Wow

Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow

Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

Ain't nothing promised, I promise that I could take you on a super fly trip

I got that super size shit

Baby you could gossip if you like, go on tell your friends

If your man shooting blanks, I could fill em in

I could feel the envy, it's like it's in the wind

I'm that grown man shit, ya'll some children

Reel em in, cause I'm realer than she used to

Panties off with no hands, it's like a bluetooth

A duce duce of Corona, and I'm on you, like I wanna bring you home to Momma

God, I'm up inside her like a sonogram

You gon' feel it in the morning

If you let me, Ima leave it stretchy like accordions

Damn, she like wow

My dick could make a stripper wanna flip it to that family lifestyle

She looking at me type wild, like she wanna carry my child

Glad I had the lifestyle, don't want a stalker, I gotta stay polite

This could get awkward, I gotta play it right

I slide to the door "Any way that I could call you?"

She said, "The cab's already outside waiting for you. Bounce!" Wow!

Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow

Everytime I thought I had it all figured out, life seems to make me say wow, wow, wow, wow, wow