I Married A Martian

Well, I married a

Martian And boy, am

I sorry Well, she came down from the sky

She couldn't stand the attitude there

She took human form, not bad

She seemed different

She had a

European flair

And I said, "where you from?"

And she said, she said, "I'm from Mars"

I married a

Martian Her loving is different

Viva la diff=

E9rence Every, every night

I married a

Martian I took her to

Vegas I dressed her in ermine

She had the time of her life

Though she called me

Mister Right

I could sense something was wrong

She was hardly home at all

She'd keep telling me

She was doing studies of

Earth She had tendencies to flirt

And it really did hurt me

I married a

Martian Boy, am

I sorry I don't recommend it

To anyone in their right mind

I married a

Martian I think

I see changes

I know I see changes

She doesn't look like our kind

Her arms, her legs,

Were growing and growing

Her form, once thin,

Was changing, was changing

I can't describe

The changes, so gruesome

She looked, she seemed

So Martian

I married a

Martian I'm going to

Vegas It isn't for pleasure

I'm getting a quickie divorce

I married a

Martian Boy, am

I sorry I don't recommend it

To anyone in their right mind

I married a

Martian Who was

I kidding

She only had loved me '

Cause I was the first guy she saw

I married a

Martian And now it is over

Go back to your cronies

Back to your own form of life

I married a

Martian They're good in the movies

Dramatic potential

But they're not so hot in real life