Upstairs

Man there's so much stuff up here

A quarter pound of lean ideas

Half a pound of dirty jokes

One pound of non-essential quotes

It's where the dreamin' starts (Upstairs)

It's where the jokin' starts (Upstairs)

You got some small ideas (Upstairs)

You got some big ideas (Upstairs)

It's where you calculate

It's where you speculate [Chorus:]

Upstairs,

Upstairs, why don't you get out of there

Upstairs,

Upstairs, why don't you get out of there

Upstairs,

Upstairs, why don't you get out of my head

You are low on foreign words

Better meet a foreign girl

Take a foreign girl upstairs

And learn a lot of foreign words

A little enchante (Upstairs)

A little hey, ole (Upstairs)

Ich heisse

Billy Boy (Upstairs)

A little soya sauce (Upstairs)

You got some big ideas

You got some big ideas [Chorus]

When you want the art to start

You cue the left side and the art will

Start to flow and flow and flow

And leave a stain on all your carpets [Chorus]

When you want the intellect

You cue the right side and you can

Collect the

Nobel Prize in person

Or have someone mail it to you [Chorus]

Crammed with common phobias

Still, it's a utopia

This is where you kill a guy

And you know he's still alive [Chorus]