Four Jews in a Room Bitching

Four Jews in a room bitching

Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching. He's bitching

They're bitching. We're bitching

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Bitch--bitch--

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

All--the--

Time...

Whadda they do for love?

Ooooh

Whadda they do for love?

Four jews in a room

Bitching

Bitching

Bitching

Bitching

Four Jews in a room stoop--

They stoop to pray

I'm Jewish

I'm Jewish

I'm Jewish

Half Jewish

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Bitch--bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Night and day

Slavery. Slavery

We crossed the desert

Running for our lives

Fleeing from the Pharoah

Who was up to no good

Now we're at the Red Sea

Pharoah is behind us

Wanting us extincted

What we need's a miracle!

And then the Red Sea

Split before us--

No more tsouris

We got our miracle!

We got our miracle!

We got our miracle!

Four Jews itching for answers

Four Jews bitching their whole life long

I'm Whizzer

I'm Jason

I'm Mendel

I'm Marvin

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Bitch--bitch--

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Right or wrong

In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone

And say their sons are all on fire

We are manipulating people and we need to know

Our worst sides aren't ignored

The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely

We do not tippy-toe

We charge ahead to show--

We're good in bed

Excel in bed

We smell in bed

Where is the bed?

I love the bed

Who has the bed?

I want the bed

Who stole the bed?

Who stole the bed?

I lost it twice

The bed is mine

The bed is nice

The bed is--

Four Jews in a room bitching (wheee!)

Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

I'm nauseous

I'm nauseous

I'm simple

I'm Jewish

Slavery. Slavery

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic, we're neurotic

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic,

We're neurotic (Four Jews in a room bitching!)

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic,

They're neurotic, we're neurotic (Four Jews in a room!)

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic (Four Jews in a room!)

Bitch bitch bitch bitch, funny funny funny funny (Slavery! Slavery!)

Four Jews in a room bitching (in a room bitching)

Bitch bitch-

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Now and then

Can't lose

Loose screws

Four-

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

FIVE!

Five Jews!