I'm Breaking Down

I'd like to be a princess on a throne

To have a country I can call my own

And a king

Who's lusty and requires a fling

With a female thing

Great!

Men will be men

Let me turn on the gas

I caught them in the den

With Marvin grabbing Whizzer's ass!

Oh sure, I'm sure, he's sure

He did his best

I mean he meant to be what he was not

The things he was are things which I forgot

He's a queen

I'm a queen!

Where is my crown?

I'm breaking down

I'm breaking down!

My life is shitty and my kid seems like an idiot to me!

I mean that's sick

I mean he's great!

It's me who is the matter

Talking madder than the maddest hatter!

If I repeat one more word, I swear I'll lose my brain!

Ohhh, what else should I explain?

Oh yes it's true!

I can cry on cue!

But so can you

I'm breaking down

I'm breaking down!

Down, down!

You ask me is it fun to cry over nothing?

It is!

I'm breaking down

Now let's consider what I might do next

I hate admitting I've become perplexed

I'm bereived

I've cried,

I've shook

I've yelled!

I've heaved

I have been decieved!

As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad

It's just he's so damn happy

That it makes me so damn mad!

I wanna hate him, but I really can't

It's like a nightmare how this all proceeds

I hope that Whizzer don't fufill his needs!

Don't is wrong, sing along!

What was the noun

I'm breakin' down

I'm breaking down

I'll soon redecorate these stalls!

I'd like some patting in the walls

And also pills

I wanna sleep!

Sure, things will probably worsen

But it's not like I'm some healthy person

I've rethought my talks with Marv

And one fact does emerge

Oh, I think I like his shrink

So that is why I might turn to drink!

I'm on the brink of breaking down

I'm breaking down!

Down! down!

I only want to love a man who can love me

Or like me

Or help me

Help me!

Marvin was never mine!

He took his meetings in the boy's latrine

I used to cry

He'd make a scene!

I'd rather die than dry clean Marvin's wedding gown!

I'm breaking down!

I'm breaking down!

It's so upsetting when I found that what's rectangular is round

I mean, it stinks!

I mean, he's queer

And me, I'm just a freak who needs it maybe every other week

I don't know!

I've rethought the fun we had

And one fact does emerge

I played the foolish clown

The almost vigin who sings this dirge

Is on the verge of breaking down!

I'm breaking down!

Down, down!

The only thing that's breaking up is my family

The only thing that's breaking up is my family!

But me!

I'm breaking down!