I Ain't His Child

My daddy says

I ain't his child

Ain't that something

Ain't that wild

Daddy says

I ain't his child

Ain't that something

Wild

My hair is curly

My freckles are tan

Could my daddy be

The garbage man

My legs are stumpy

My fingers are short

Like my Uncle Will

Who is the

Bowling sport

My eyes are slanty

Like Mister Woo

Hey

Mister laundryman

Is it you

I'm ugly as Steve

With the big moustache

But mama says Poles

Are a piece of trash

Hey

Anybody I might

Have missed

Would you care to state

That I exist

I ain't quite sure

What it is

I did

To make him swear

That I ain't

His kid

But he told mama

And she told me

Back when I was

Just about three

She felt my face

And she

Kind of smiled

And she said

He say

You ain't my child

My daddy says

I ain't his child

Ain't that something

Ain't that wild

Daddy says

I ain't his child

Ain't that

Something

Wild

Ain't that

Something

Wild