歌词
Good evening, turrets and gentle-cubes! My name is Loose-Screws Louis...
...and I will be your Jazz core for this evening!
I'm gonna sing you a song I like to call 'The Android Hell Blues'.
It goes a little something like this...
Well, there's a place you may have heard of...
...it's a tale we like to tell!
When folks who's code ain't up to code...
...they go to Android Hell!
Now the devil is found deep underground - so any faith will yell!
[so deep below!]
Well Aperture happens to be 10 miles down, half-way to Android Hell.
So when those lemons that life gives you...
...just combust to dust and fumes!
Buddy, life may give you lemons...
...but we got oranges, and blues!
Oh, they gave us cores emotions!
But that doesn't gel at all!
Because all I feel's repulsion...
...and I'm bouncing off the walls!
And each chamber full of dangers that we force upon a stranger...
...to test their feeble brains or brawn!
Is nothing to the test if whether rust or boredom gets us...
...what's it matter what side of the glass we're on?!
So may your Management Rail guide you...
...to a better place some day!
Although technically they're omni-directional...
...we know they all just lead one way!
So be you core, bot, cube or turret...
...treat this Aperture factory well!
'cause there's a worse fate awaitin' as your soul's emancipated...
...by the grills of Android Hell! [because we can!]
Now I would like to take a moment here to introduce you to some of the boys in the band...
...on the skins; Mr. P-Bobby Brown here!
Nice!
Over on the keys, my man; Turret designation: 314157928ZZ9-Plural-Z-Alpha!
Hahah! And on the horn; you all know him...
...it's Companion Cubert!
And finally, the sweet, soulful syntax of the D-Flat Defects!
[Wohwohwohwohwohwohwohwoaoh!]
Nice, boys!
Now if you'll excuse me; I feel my second-verse protocol coming on...
And now my baby, she up and left me!
Told me I was just a square! [ooh no!]
I said "Darlin' we're both spherical!"
She said she wasn't programmed to care!
Oh yes, a life down here's a hard one!
Not just because of acid lakes!
Since my first day, had about a thousand birthdays!
I still ain't seen no cake!
Yes it's a hard life lived for that Hard-Light Bridge...
...to that rail-track in the sky!
But there's no mistakin', it's a fall you will be takin'...
...cake is not this place's only lie!
So when the floor gives way to ceiling...
...but your back is against the wall...
In a loop that keeps repeating...
...who can say how far you'll fall?
Now you've heard tell of Android Hell...
...but you've got naught to fear.
We all live in her chambers...
...we're all already here...
Thank you, turrets and gentle-cubes...
...I will be here... all millennia.
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