Let Me Talk, Carol

The barometric pressure is increasing, but it's still below

The levels that we see in winter storms

We're up by thirteen millibars from where we were before

And it weakens as it moves in from the shore

(But Chad...)

Please, Carol, let me talk

Cuz I've got something to say, oh

Please, Carol, let me talk

Won't you let me do my job, I'm trying to explain

That once the pressure builds, the storm will fizzle out

I'm sorry if your feeble brain can't follow what I say

But I have dumbed it down as far as I will go

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It might not take a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

Or to tell you that it's sunny in Palm Springs

But that's not why I'm here, yeah, I went to school for years

So that I could tell you more about these things

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