Josie Has the Upper Hand

I know you think she's sweet as candy

I know you wanna be with her

But Josie got a reputation

A scratch behind her purr

She's got her little game perfected

She'll let you think you have control

Then one day when you would least expect it

And steal away your soul

It's so easy when you think you're winning

But she's got herself another plan

You may think you're being clever like a modern man

But Josie has the upper hand

She's stubborn as a drunken donkey

She's subtle as a wrecking ball

She's spoiled like a bad banana

You're gonna slip and fall

She's denser than her diamond necklace

She's colder than a toilet seat

She's lazy as a dog on Sunday, but

You're the one who's on a leash

[Chorus]

I know you're not to blame

And there's no shame in falling for her siren

But while you're still a man

You better get out while you can

[Chorus x 2]