Enjoy

Flatulation punctuates the still night air

And I thank god you're here

I queefed -

EnjoyMake the most of my butt-toast

Enjoy my good friends -

EnjoyThe laces of my shoes unlock the mystery

Come and share a treat with me

I can't recall the last time

I washed my feet

We're in for a treat

Here's my shoes -

EnjoyAnd here's my socks -

EnjoyMake the most of my toe toast

Enjoy, my good friends -

EnjoyFlatulation punctuates the still night air

And I thank

God you're here

I queefed -

EnjoySniff my ass whilst

I pass gas

Smell my feces -

EnjoyEnjoy my good friends -

Enjoy