My Dad Sucks

Judgement time again, who's on the **** list this time around

Whose friends can we pick and tell them how to live

Value judgement hide, it's a-comin' our way

He's just a jerk himself, tryin' to hurt his own

He goes to the bar to get his girl

But the rich he's got ain't what it's worth

Says he need his little ***ual push

Says two in the hand's worth one in the bush

Because he's just a pain in the ass

He's a thorn in my side

Why can't he leave me alone?

Instead of running my life?