The Plumbing Song

Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash?

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week?

Baby, I sure wish

I could lend you a hand

But plumbing's one thing

I don't understand

It's true, haven't got a clue

B b baby,

I can tell you've got a big problem

When I flush the john, then your shower goes on

Baby, now watcha gonna do?

If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke

Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench

Baby, he'll be there for you

Shower's backing up, water won't go down?

Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber

Ba ba ba baby, sink's been stopped up all summer

Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he'll know what to do

Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down

And the carpet's soaked right through

Ba, ba, ba, kitchen's flooded too

Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it's true

B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer

If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay

Baby, he can be here by two

So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash

Makin' service calls in his overalls

Baby, he'll do his best for you

Sewer's backing up, got you feelin' down?

Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber

Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer

Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few

Got a problem with plumbing?

Gotta blame it on something?

Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin'

Blame it on the faucet that drips all night

If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through

Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah

When I flush the john, now when

I flush the john

It turns the shower on

Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber

He'll know what to do

Call now, we're in the yellow pages