The White Stuff

The white stuff, the white stuff

The first one was a sweet one

Second one was a blast

Soon i finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast

You can see 'em in my teeth

Tell it when i talk

Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff, baby

In the middle of an oreo

I love the white stuff, baby

It's the most delicious thing i know

I've had a zillion or two

In my life, they're so right

My teeth are all rotted clear through

But who cares? what else am i supposed to do?

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo

What's in the middle? the white stuff

The first time that i tried it

Got a big sugar buzz

Nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does

But i love the filling most

I rub it on my roast

Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff, baby

In the middle of an oreo

I love the white stuff, baby

Take some with me everywhere i go

Might get a pimple or two

Well, so what? it's all right

Now twinkies and ding dongs won't do

All i need... you know what it is

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo

What's in the middle? the white stuff