歌词
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
当我走过平时收割粮食的山谷时
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
看了眼我妻子 发现她脸色苍白
But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
但这对我这种Amish人来说很完美
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
知道不，我排斥电器之类的新奇玩意
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
我在早上四点半挤牛奶
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
Jebediah喂鸡Jebediah耕地...你个傻子！
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
我挤奶和耕田的时间长到
Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
连Ezekiel 都觉得我疯了
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
我是大地之子，纪律是我的信条
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
我手上拿着圣经 下巴蓄着络腮胡
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
不过要是我和你都干完了活
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
今晚我们就会来一场17世纪的派对
Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Ive churned butter once or twice
我也许会搅拌黄油一两次
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Its hard work and sacrifice
意味着辛勤工作和牺牲
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
We sell quilts at discount price
我们有低价出售的被子
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
上周有个附近的小孩踢了我的屁股
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
我只是对他笑了笑然后让他踢另一边
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
我真的不在乎，我还希望他过得好
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
等他被地狱之火焚烧时我一定会笑到头都掉下来
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
我从没打过观光客 即使他们真的很欠揍
An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
你觉得Amish人很傲慢？那是扯淡
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
我从不穿带扣子的衣服，但我戴很酷的帽子
And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
并且我全家都认为我穿黑色很棒...你个傻子！
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
你要是来观光，你一定会无聊到哭出来
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
我们三百年都没交过电话费
But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
但这真没什么稀奇的，所以请别对我们指指点点
Were just technologically impaired
我们只是不太懂现代科技
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
这里没电话，没电灯，没汽车
Not a single luxury
没有一件奢侈品
Like Robinson Caruso
就像鲁宾逊一样
Its as primitive as can be
怎么原始怎么过
Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Were just plain and simple guys
我们只是朴素简单的家伙
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Theres no time for sin and vice
这里没时间去犯罪或者腐败
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
We dont fight, we all play nice
我们不打架，我们相处愉快
Living in an Amish Paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
拴住马车，搅拌许多黄油
Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
周一建了座谷仓，很快再建别的
Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
你觉得你正直？你觉得你心灵纯洁？
Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
呵呵，我可是比你想的谦逊几千倍
Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
我从小就希望成为虔诚的信徒
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
我夜以继日的跪坐来积攒下半生的福数
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
所以别傲慢也别发牢骚
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
要不然，兄弟，我也许会让你有一个中世纪的屁股
Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Were all crazy Mennonites
我们都是狂热的门诺派教徒
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Theres no cops or traffic lights
这里没有警察或者红绿灯
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
But youd probably think it bites
但你可能觉得这不适合你
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
啊噢噢噢，噢噢噢
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
啊噢噢噢，噢噢耶嘁
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