Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)

歌词
Yeah
耶~
A used pink bathrobe
我有一件二手的粉色浴袍
A rare mint snow globe
一个崭新的玻璃雪花球
A Smurf T-V tray
还有一套蓝精灵光盘
I bought on eBay
都是在eBay上买的
My house is filled with this crap
我的家里净是这些破烂
Shows up in bubble wrap
躺在气泡垫里从未拆封
Most every day
每天都是如此
What I bought on eBay
都是在eBay上买的
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
告诉我为什么还要一个宠物鸡
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
告诉我为什么要买那个精灵闹钟
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
告诉我为什么要竞标夏特纳的老式假发
They had it on eBay它们在eBay上有呗
I'll buy your knick-knack
给我看看你的小玩意儿
Just check my feedback
回头再留心我的评论
"A++!" they all say“
给个好评吧”他们说
They love me on eBay
我是eBay的优质客户
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
想买一套稍微破损的高尔夫球袋
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
想买一些带新标签的豆豆玩偶
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
可终于在eBay上找到卖家了
Found him on eBay
是一群素未谋面的挪威伙计
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
我是eBay的竞标高手
With two seconds left to go, whoa
在最后一秒截胡你 喔噢~
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
PayPal或Visa随便你挑
As long as I've got the dough
我的钱马上就会到位
I'll buy your tchotchkes
给我看看你的小玩意儿
Sell me your watch, please
拜托卖给我你的表
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
我要买~买~买~买~
I'm highest bidder now
我是出价最高者
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
垃圾不断邮寄过来
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
来自世界各地的旧货市场
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
嘿 一个《正义先锋》的烟灰缸
Oh yeah (I bought it on eBay)
欧耶 终于在eBay上搞到了
Want to buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
想买一个吃豆人午餐盒
Want to buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
想买一双优质直筒袜
Want to buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
想买Dr. Dre用过的纸巾
(Found it on eBay)
去eBay上找吧
Want to buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
想买一张法拉.福赛特的海报
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
一个糖果盒和烤面包机
(Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
不知道你为什么把这些玩意儿扔掉
(I'll buy on eBay)
我都会在eBay上买下来
What I bought on eBay-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why
这些都是在eBay上买的
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