歌词
Ever (ever) happens in this town
在这个镇上发生过
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
感觉低落(低落),这附近没什么可做的。
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
我以为我马上就要走了
Until a friend told me the news
直到一个朋友告诉我这个消息
他说:“(嘿),你知道那块空地吗?
He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
就在加油站旁边?嗯,有人买了它
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
在现场,他们要建一个商店
And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
我们可以去那里买螺栓和螺丝”
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
从那以后,我一直在空中行走。(???
我几乎不能刷牙或梳头发
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
因为我太兴奋了,我真的不在乎
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
我从去年六月开始就在等你
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
今天终于到了
I've been waiting since last June
我现在很高兴活着(???
因为任何时候我都会在里面
For this day to finally arrive
嗯,我希望他们很快就开门
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
我等不及了不我等不及了
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
他们什么时候开门?
Well, I hope they open soon
我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
去五金店,真的去五金店
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
When they gonna open up that door?
五金店~
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
我在睡袋里露营了一夜。
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
就在商店的前面,然后一熄灯
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
我把鼻子贴在玻璃上
Hardware store
你知道,我必须排在第一
给我拿个手电筒和扫帚
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
我房子里每个房间都要一把钳子
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
看到那些锯子了吗?非常,非常快
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
其中一个就是我的了
You know, I had to be first in line
带着名牌走在过道上的人
一排排的花园水管绵延数英里
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
全新套筒扳手,款式繁多
Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
全部按字母顺序排列
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
他们在做大促销
One of them will be all mine
前面有一个很大的紫色标志牌
说每27个顾客
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
会得到一个免费的球锤
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
我等不及了不我等不及了
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
他们什么时候开门?
All arranged alphabetically
我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
去五金店,真的去五金店
And they're doing a promotional stunt
去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
There's a great big purple sign out front
五金店~
That says every 27th customer
我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
Will get a ball pein hammer free
去五金店,真的去五金店
去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
五金店
When are they gonna open up that door?
前方高能!!!
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
你能看看那些东西吗…
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
他们有艾伦扳手,沙鼠喂食器,马桶座,电加热器
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
垃圾压实机、榨汁机、淋浴杆和水表
Hardware store
对讲机、铜线、护目镜、子午线轮胎
BB颗粒、橡胶锤、风扇和除湿器
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
画架、切纸机、华夫饼熨斗、百叶窗
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
除漆剂、百叶窗、遮蔽胶带和塑料檐沟
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
厨房水龙头、折叠桌、挡风雨条、跳线
Hardware store
钩子和滑车、勾缝剂和抹墙粉、电动喷雾器、勺子和汤勺
熏蒸、高性能润滑用杀虫剂
(breathe)
金属屋顶,防水,多用途绝缘
Would you look at all that stuff ...
空气压缩机、黄铜接头、凿子、烟雾探测器
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
轮胎压力表、仓鼠笼、恒温器和防虫器
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
拖车挂接装置消磁器、自动割礼器
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
网球拍、角撑架、硬膜细胞和能量器
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
拱腹板、电路制动器、真空吸尘器、咖啡机
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
计算器、发电机、配套的盐和胡椒搅拌器
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
我等不及了不我等不及了
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
他们什么时候开门?
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
去五金店,真的去五金店
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
五金店~
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
去五金店,真的去五金店
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
五金店~
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
去五金店,真的去五金店
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去
When are they gonna open up that door?
五金店~
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
专辑信息
1.Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
2.Hardware Store
3.Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly)
4.Party At The Leper Colony
5.Angry White Boy Polka
6.Wanna B Ur Lovr
7.A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne)
8.Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
9.Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel)
10.Bob
11.Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)
12.Genius In France