Cable TV

I used to think my life was so empty

I used to think life was passin' me by

Well, I was just about ready

To curl up and die

But then one day

I got a visit

From the cable company

Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in

And now I got cable

TVAnd now

I get to watch the stock report in

KoreanMidget wrestling on

Channel Three

It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em

Yeah, but that's all right with me

I got cable

TV(Cable TV)

A cable TV(Cable TV)

Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy

I love my cable

TV, yeahI love my cable

TVI got the

Siamese Faith

Healer's Network

The news and weather from

PeruI got celebrity hockey

The Racketball

Channel too

Bugs Bunny direct from

AtlantaMr.

Wizard is on at five

I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car

So I can watch

MTV while

I driveI'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs

The kind you just can't get for free

Now I never wanna leave my apartment'

Cause there's just so much for me to see

On my cable

TV(Cable TV)

A cable TV(Cable TV)

Well, if you need to find me you know where

I'll beWatchin' my cable

TV, yeahWatchin' my cable

TV'Cause I love my cable

TV, yeahI love my cable

TVMy friends are gettin' kinda worried

They think

I'm turning into some kinda freak

Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause

I've seen

Porky'sTwenty-seven times this week

On my cable

TV(Cable TV)

A cable TV(Cable TV)

Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me

I love my cable

TV, yeahI love my cable

TVWell, I got to have cable

TV, yeahI need my cable

TVWell, I love,

I love my cable

TV(TV)Got to have cable

TV(TV)Well,

I got to have my cable

TV, yeah(TV)

Can't live without my cable

TVWell, I said, got to have some cable

TV(TV)I've got to have my cable

TVI said cable

TV, yeah(TV)

Got to have cable

TV(TV)(TV)