I Can't Watch This

I can't watch this,

I can't watch this

I can't watch this,

I can't watch this

My my my my

TV makes me so bored

Makes me say, oh my

LordWhat is this garbage here?

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears

It sucks, and that's no lie

It's about as much fun as watching paint dry

Lowers my

IQ one notch

And that's the reason why, uh,

I can't watch

I told you homeboy,

I can't watch this

Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know,

I can't watch this

Poke out my eyes, man,

I can't watch this

Yo, gimme that remote control,

I can't watch this

Talkin' 'bout sick shows

There's America's

Funniest Home

VideosI can't believe my eyes

When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize

Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof

Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake

I hear they got it on the seventeenth take

That's funny as a kick in the crotch

And that kind of show, uh,

I can't watch

Yo, I told you,

I can't watch this

Change the channel now, man,

I can't watch this

Yo, pass the

TV Guide here, sucker,

I can't watch this

Cosby Show and

RosanneThink

I've taken 'bout as much as

I canJudge

Wopner, oh my

You gotta be

Rain Man to like this guy

Thirty Something is alright

If you like hearing

Yuppies whining all night, can't stand

Twin Peaks

Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks

Those Siskel and

Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

That's word because you know,

I can't watch this

I can't watch this, break it down

Here's how to order, money back guarantee

Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts

They keep going and going, don't hate me, because

I'm beautiful

Could be dandruff, our prices are insane

Stop, Prime

TimeI'm pretty sure

I'll be sick

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

Or that guy with the real flat hair

That goes '

Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air

Those weird talk shows

About ********ual

Nazi Eskimos

They're rude, crude and vile

Just for a minute let's flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip, eww,

I can't watch this

Look man,

I can't watch this

I can't take this torture no more,

I can'tI can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it down

Operators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace

You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue

When you've got a headache this big, read the book

This is your brain on drugs,

I've fallen and

I can't get up

Stop, Cable

TimeHBO and

Playboy, Showtime and

MTVI might like 'em more after my lobotomy

Now why did

I ever pay for this junk?

I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk

Just brainless blood and guts

And mindless

T&AIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy

It's stupid, gonna throw my set away

I can't watch this,

I can't watch this

I can't watch this, yeah

I can't watch this

I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this

Get me outta here, can't watch this