歌词
You're sort of famous
你也算是出了名
A minor celebrity
但也就是个小明星
And so it only makes sense
但这也就是为什么
The world would be
全世界的人
Obsessed with every
都痴迷于
Single thing you do
你的一举一动
They're running 'round
有一群人，他们大半夜里也到处跑
With their camcorders in the night
端着手里的长枪短炮
They're lurking patiently
在耐心地埋伏在暗地里
And hoping that they just might
心里想着
See something real embarrassing
要是能看见你
You do
出个大糗就好咯
The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
今天发型很糟糕，穿的T恤有汗渍
That's the story that
这就是他们写的
They're gonna feature
头条故事
With exclusive pics
附有独家街拍
Of your flabby behind
照片里是你瘪瘪的屁股
You think you're all alone
你觉得这儿就你一个
But that's right when you'll find
等你发现的时候就知道错了
A bunch of paparazzi
会有一大堆狗仔
Popping out of nowhere
从四面八方扑来
Cameras in your face
把相机正对着你脸
And then suddenly
然后突然之间
You're on TMZ
你就上了TMZ（一娱乐小报）
You're on TMZ
你就上了TMZ
Following you
到处跟着你
When you're walking down the street
走在街上时也一样
And asking stupid questions
净问你一些蠢问题
While you're trying to eat
想吃口饭也不放过你
So you cover your face
于是你只能把脸挡上
Thinking to yourself
自己暗自想
"Hey, isn't this creepy?" “
我去，这也太吓人了”
And they're out there praying
那些人四处祈祷
You'll have a big meltdown
希望你摔个大跤
And take 'em on a little car chase
最好让他们有机会开车去追
Through this whole town
从东到西，从南到北
They'll be there with you
他们一直在你身旁
When you're going to jail
就连你被送监时也是一样
First on the scene
他们总是第一个到场
For every wardrobe fail
看你穿得尤其难看的衣裳
You just picked up some transvestite
你刚接了一个异装癖朋友
Seconds later
几秒钟之后
It's up on the website
就在网上被爆料
Get a vegas wedding
刚在维加斯闪完婚
A quickie divorce
没多久又离了
And they'll be
他们肯定会
Sneaking in
从边角钻进来
Snapping pictures, of course
一顿狂拍，自然不用说
And if they ever catch you
要是让他们逮着你
Picking your nose
抠鼻屎
Or storming down the street
发脾气
On a drunken spree
撒酒疯
You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ
Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
他们跟踪你，在你家门口等着
Trailing you through
跟在你屁股后面
Airport security
连过机场安检都一起
They were TMZ
他们是TMZ
They were TMZ
他们是TMZ
"We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP “
号外！奥斯卡提名得主为爱狗拾粪！
Is that a baby back there?
刚刚那是xxx的孩子吗？
I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT
胖成这样还敢出门，还不快快认罪！
Look Who's drinking COFFEE
瞧！是谁在喝！咖！啡！
Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING"
爱豆们做的每件事都这么迷人！”
Oh, let me tell you
我告诉你
It's getting to the point
重点是
Where a famous person can't
明星不可以
Even get a D.U.I
酒后驾驶
Or go on a racist rant
也不能说些什么黑的白的话
Those guys are all around
因为有那些人围绕在你身边
So you really shouldn't dare
所以你最好不要胆儿一热
Go to every club in town
去城里的各家夜店玩个遍
If you've lost your underwear
之前你连内裤都丢过，还记不记得
Seems that every single time
好像每次有屁大点儿事儿
A star decides to shave their head
什么某明星决定给自己剃个秃瓢儿
Or ram their car into a tree
某明星开车撞到了树上
They're on TMZ
这些一定会上TMZ
If they catch you peeing in the bushes
要是让他们看到你在小树林里撒尿
Later on, that night
不用明天，晚点儿时候
Well, I guarantee
我保证
You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ
You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ
You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ
Every single celebrity
只要是个明星
Knows they're gonna be
就知道自己
They're on TMZ
一定会上TMZ
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