歌词
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利是个大人物
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
那种你永远不敢羞辱的人
He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
他身长八尺，带着眼镜
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
脖子后面还有第三只奶头儿
He ate his own weight in coal
他每天吃和他一样重的煤炭
And excreted diamonds every day
然后排泄出钻石
He could throw you down a flight of stairs
他可以把你扔下楼梯
But you still would love him anyway
但是你还是会爱他的
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway
耶，你知道你还是会爱他的
查尔斯·尼尔森·赖利赢了环法自行车赛
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
只用了两个扁轮胎和一条车链子
With two flat tires and a missin' chain
他训练了一条响尾蛇帮他洗衣服
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
我告诉你那个人肯定疯了
I'm tellin' you the man was insane
他可以把你还在跳动的心挖出来
He could rip out your beatin' heart
在你死之前展示给你看
And show it to you right before you died
每天他都让配对游戏的主持人
Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
驮着他到处跑
Give him a piggyback ride
哦耶，两小时的驮背跑
Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
驾！小子！
Giddyup, Gene!
忍者战士，变相大师
他可以用他的激光眼融化你的大脑
Ninja warrior, master of disguise
哦耶
He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
哦耶
Oh yeah
他在车管局有自己的专属通道
Oh yeah
他和一只海牛日久生情，卿卿我我
He had his very own line at the DMV
哦耶
He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
哦耶，那可是值得一看的东西，我告诉你
Oh yeah
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利售卖他的脚指甲
Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya
作为有效的壮阳药
Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
他蒙着眼睛走了四分钟
As a potent aphrodisiac
还背着一个发动机组
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
他能吃最多的冷冻华夫饼
With an engine block strapped to his back
比我认识的任何一个人都多
He could eat more frozen waffles
有一次他甚至从克莱斯勒大厦掉了下来
Than any other man I know
连跟脚趾都没割破
Once he fell off the Chrysler building
只有道小小的擦伤
And he barely even stubbed his toe
一点也不疼
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利解明了冷聚变
Didn't even hurt
但他从没告诉过任何人
我见过那个人打开他的下巴
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
吞下了整辆大众车
But he never ever told a soul
他会用铲子砸你一脸
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
如果你不认他是明星
And swallow a Volkswagen whole
因为你大可顺风吐痰或拽超人的斗篷
He'd bash your face in with a shovel
但老天知道你不能找CNR的麻烦
If you didn't treat him like a star
不不不
'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
谈论CNR
But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
哦...
No no no
Talkin' bout CNR
Ohh
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